Riot and Recap: The Quiz by Andrea Lewis | May 30, 2025 Welcome to the latest edition of Riot and Recap. It’s been another week of joy here in batsh*t bonkers Britain, so why not relive it all and test your knowledge? Grab a brew (with tap water, while you still can) and wade through the chaos - and sewage - with us. Water Minister Emma Hardy gave us all something to sip on, warning England could run out of drinking water without new reservoirs. What time frame did she bless us with? Some time after the next election, so long enough for the government to forget about it probably A decade No time scale - why deal with a crisis when you could trudge through sewage? (Looking at you, Thames Water) None In this week’s edition of the government supporting young people, an axe to post-grad apprenticeship funding was announced. What British delicacies could you afford with an hours pay of the Apprentice National Minimum Wage? 5 Greggs sausage rolls 2 and a half Tesco meal deals (with club card of course) None of the above - too spenny None Tommy Robinson was released early from prison. What crime was he actually in there for this time? Contempt of Court - maybe the law does apply to those who shout the loudest Inciting violence - classic, Starmer’s Britain The state of his hair and beard - a real violation None Who is looking to puff puff pass new legislation on possession of cannabis? Snoop dogg Sadiq Khan Ali g - respek None Restock alert - the disposal vape ban is coming into effect on Sunday. Any vape bandits could face a £200 fine, and 2 years in prison if caught reoffending. What crime has a higher average custodial sentence than selling fruity clouds? Possession of weapons - vapes need to be protected at all costs Fraud offences - lying, cheating, but hardly Peach Ice Criminal damage - puffing Grape Blast in the school toilets has its consequences None Time's up
