There’s a Taylor Swift song out there pending, because a bromance has truly crumbled. It’s not just breaking news dear readers, it’s breaking our beaten hearts. Perhaps the line up of Love Island being released was too tempting for the two.
Maybe we’ve been too harsh on Elon, it must be incredibly difficult being one of the world’s richest men and then finding your way into The White House. It reminds me of the time I got to be a prefect in school, all that power must go to your head.
On Wednesday Elon decided to gain a microscopic dose of morality and called on his fellow minions (Americans) to “kill the bill” in response to Trump’s signature rax and spending bill. He said it would add to the US budget deficit and leave Americans with “crushing” debt.
Trump described his bill as “beautiful”, but i’d never believe anything that a wotsit in a hat says.
Tyrannical Trump poetically said: “I’m very disappointed, because Elon knew the inner workings of this bill better than almost anybody sitting here … He knew everything about it. He had no problem with it,”
Musk claims to have never seen it and that it was passed in the “dead of night.”
But Elon’s latest tweet proves to be the most astonishing yet…
One of the world’s biggest superpowers and it rocks violently like a Jenga tower. Both short fused, power grabbing hands tearing pieces from it, leaving holes until its eventual crumble. Americans at the bottom, picking up the pieces and crushed by those above.
You see, Musk claiming that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files feels like a volcano is ready to erupt. I fear for Americans as laws tighten around women’s throats and leave them in the American dystopia rather than the dream.
I await his reaction, and I imagine many people will not know what to think. No doubt MAGA supporters will find a way to blame Biden. Cry me a river.
We will be providing you updates on the latest Elon and Trump drama. Until then, stay sane, stay safe, and watch from your districts.
