There’s a Taylor Swift song out there pending, because a bromance has truly crumbled. It’s not just breaking news dear readers, it’s breaking our beaten hearts. Perhaps the line up of Love Island being released was too tempting for the two.

Welcome to the latest edition of Riot and Recap.
It’s been another week of joy here in batsh*it bonkers Britain, so why not relive it all and test your knowledge?
Grab a brew (with tap water, while you still can) and wade through the chaos – and sewage – with us.

One in ten women are currently taking weight loss injections, but how many would tell you they are? GLP-1 medications have been viciously stigmatised and criticised online. We’ve spoken to those jabbing for joy and those who are secretly using them. If needles make you squeamish, I suggest you look away…

By now Bonnie Blue needs no introduction, but perhaps one of the thousand men who went to have sex with her does. He describes the event as a ‘meet and jeet’, and thinks the men that went are losers. We’re stripping it back (not so nude) to explore why Bonnie Blue profits from the patriarchy and why extreme content creation can be harmful in more ways than just physical. Strap in, (or on), as we put the story to bed once and for all.

In the UK dads and non-birthing parents receive just two pathetic weeks of paternity leave, and that’s not just low, it’s insulting. It’s actually the worst in Europe, and we shouldn’t have to accept that.