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Sex dreams are a normal part of life and sleep, but they can often leave you wondering what they mean. While some studies say that sex dreams are manifested in the want to have sex or potentially unmet desires. Sometimes, sex dreams are so weird and random that surely there cannot be any hidden feelings behind them.
We’ve compiled some of our readers’ most insane sex dreams to assure you that, no, you are not the only one. So buckle in because you’re in for the ride of your life.
“I have this recurring dream that I try to shag the staff at Joe & The Juice. I get to the counter and order my ‘tunacado sandwich’ where I realise I have no money to pay. Every time it’s a different person serving me but I climb over the counter and have sex with them to pay for my sandwich.” – Anonymous
“I was on X Factor and I had genuinely just given the most incredible performance of my life to Louie, Sharon and Simon, and I managed to get through to the next round. Obviously, I thought this was my big break, and it was the best day of my life until I got the surprise of my life. I walked into the dressing room to Elton John with his sequin trousers around his ankles. As I started to get ready, he was staring at me and started rubbing one out! The worst of it though was that he had the tiniest micropenis ever and he was fiddling with it. More like a nightmare really” – Anonymous
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“I had this one a few years ago. Do you remember Sam and Mark from CBBC’s programme ‘Sam and Mark’s Big Friday Wind-up’? Well, they are essential to what happens. So in the dream I must have been a really good skateboarder because I was in a competition and I was doing insane tricks on the half pipe, like mad flips. All of a sudden things take a turn and everyone is evacuating the arena that the competition was in and I’m still skating up and down this half pipe until I finally stop and I fall over onto the side. When I look up, all I can see is Sam and Mark from ‘Sam and Mark’s Big Friday Wind-up’, and they lie down next to me. The next thing I know, there was Me, Sam and Mark getting it on the side of a skate park. Dreamy right?” – Anonymous
“I once had a dream that I had sex with Aiden Turner on my bathroom floor. The thing was, I wasn’t actually me, I was Meryl Streep… next thing I know, I was part of this scandal where, for some reason, it was public knowledge that Robert Pattison was going to eat me out in a hotel bathroom. It was the talk of the town but unfortunately when the moment came I got too nervous and backed out.” – Anonymous
“When I was with my ex-partner I had a dream that Jojo-Siwa was trying to sleep with me and we were running through a haunted house. We were running for ages and we made it to a room which had a bed in it and she jumped on top of me. I wanted her so bad but I was like I’m taken, I can’t, so I said no to Jojo and I really regretted it for weeks after. It followed me like a ghost” – Anonymous
“One night I had this dream where I was getting on the train somewhere with my boyfriend at the time. We got on the train and it was so busy, genuinely packed. We started having sex like everyone on the train started throwing 1p coins at us and applauding. It must have been quite impressive.” – Anonymous
